roses are red 🌹
my wallet is too 💰
skipping date night 📅
more pizza money: woo! 🍕
hypothetically speaking... 🤔
might be chillin' in your bank account right now
(instead of being spent on overpriced set menus and guilt-trip gifts)
with pineapple. or without. no one's here to judge
where you don't have to share the armrest
without having to explain why you 'need' it
watching school friends get married while you swipe through food reels 🫂
because that one teammate always schedules 'quick syncs' at 6pm 🥲
obecause no one's asking you to spend 5k on valentine's dinner 💅
finding inner peace < finding parking space in Bangalore 🚗
* At least we're all in this together. Misery loves company, right? 🤷♂️
somewhere in an alternate universe...
drag these around while enjoying your peace of mind
wyd?
we need to talk...
seen ✓ 2 hours ago
idk, where do YOU want to eat?
*sends 15 restaurant options*
*ends up ordering takeout anyway*
hey beautiful 👋
looking for my soulmate
coffee sometime? ☕
no compromise on genre
no 'are you still watching?'
full control of snack choices
should go out and socialize
couch is looking mighty fine
maybe next weekend
overpriced dinner: skipped
roses at 3x price: nope
more pizza money: acquired
the mysterious ghoster
the 'still friends with ex'
the crypto enthusiast
quitting my job mentally: daily
actually doing it: never
living the dream (help)
your drama-free life looks good on you
reality isn't exactly instagram-worthy for anyone
people endlessly scrolling netflix
spending more time choosing what to watch than actually watching anything
corporate slaves questioning life
staring at excel sheets while dreaming about their 2 weeks of freedom (aka vacation)
* at least we're all equally miserable, just in different ways 🤷♂️